*opens the groupchat at breakfast to backread like its the morning paper*
NEWS FROM BULLSHIT CITY:
Your Friends had a Weird Discussion About Marbles
literally everyone in Elfhame with the bridle
JUDE REFUSED TO SAVE MADOC SO OAK HAD TO DO IT ALL BY HIMSELF I AM LIVING THIS IS GREAT THIS IS A+ THIS IS FANTASTIC
I can’t I really can’t holy shit I cannot
Suren you don’t understand. being a gatekeep gaslight girlboss is what is expected of any member of this family
Madoc when he encourages yet another teen girl to be her worst girlboss self and she uses his teachings to ruin his plans
Ok but the kiss as a distraction in Stolen Heir, sandwiched between such wild plot, made me immediately think of this scene from the IT Crowd:
These people saying stolen heir didn’t have enough romance,,,, you are reading a holly black book babes romance will always be a yearning subplot to make room for unhinged women✨
what if a rat said cheesus christ
for the Spanish crowd: y si las ratas dijeran quesucristo
im so fucking angry because “cheesus christ” made me smile, but “quesucristo” made me choke on a laugh
