cis-siberianorchestra: Today I saw a Buddhist monk in his robes cracking himself up taking selfies with a cardboard cut out of the Pope. I’ve seen world peace, and it thinks it’s hilarious.
nochancemartian: toukos: what if u walked into class and the substitute teacher was ur icon
imgonnariverdance: loveforeversmilealways: do you ever get so emotional and you just Why is this gif so accurate
thebesthomestuck: thebesthomestuck: mothbooty: mothbooty: when you’re caught doing someone you’re not supposed to oh yM GOD I SAID SOMEONE BUT I MEATN SOMETHING or did you
captainnaustralia: captainnaustralia: fun fact: once in biology my teacher told us that “if you’re ever crying wipe the tears all over your face and they’ll help clear up your skin” then he explained that because tears are designed to clear dust and dirt from your eyes and will do the same for your skin and clear up acne and i remember thinking “excellent, fandom will make me beautiful” ...
audreyii-fic: miecroft: imperialdalek: miecroft: can the 50th anniversary just be this really dramatic soap opera where every two seconds a new person walks in and it’s just like ANOTHER PARADOX AND REALLY DRAMATIC HEAD TURNS AT THE CAMERA TEN AND FOUR COULD HAVE A DRAMATIC CAMERA ZOOM OFF wHY DOES THIS EVEN HAVE NOTES and then there’ll be eleven
killerfromthedeep: leaningnow-intofebreeze: peepingtomdelonge: imagine if your kid wanted to have a playdate with someone they met at school and the parents wanted to meet you first and when they came over one of your favorite band members got out of the car like what would you do have a playdate of my own
thereisnothingicantbe: My dad treats Easter like its the fucking Olympics. He gets this sick enjoyment from watching us trying to find our baskets that literally could be ANYWHERE. Last year mine was suspended in air inside our fireplace. 2 years ago my brother had to scale the side of a tree to get his basket down. THIS ISN’T THE GODDAMN TRIWIZARD TOURNAMENT DAD JUST GIVE ME MY FUCKING PEEPS.
ravenmgee: ibelieveinjimmoriarty: shadows-are-my-sunshine: every morning I walk into school and can’t decide if I want to commit suicide or homicide Does that mean homicide’s OK, then?
scraggay: I C ANT BREAHTE MY GRANDMA HAS ALZHEIMERS AND JUST SAID TO MY PREGNANT SISTER “DAMN YOU GOT FAT” OMG
rnachamp: if u call me ugly or say something mean to me in general i will literally think about it all week and hate myself so dont do that
silencewillfall: groovytimeladyinspace: iwantyousafe-mydoctor: pernillo: superlock-teen-diaries: allythespacecat: brunchwithsatan: tomithejellyfish: susannaholmes: when people think that moffat wrote every doctor who episode when people think moffat wrote every sherlock episode when moffat moffat fat fat? wait what just happened here
deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool: nathanielgregory: deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool: deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool: woah man tornado wornado in effect DID I SERIOUSLY SAY FRICKIN TORNADO WARNADO OH MY GOD I MEANT WARNING we have the possibility of a tornado-wornado, so please keep all your doorsie-woorsies locked, and make sure close your windows. We don’t want your housie-wouse to be blown away now do...
castiel-in-a-sherlocked-tardis: tincanlantern: The kiwi Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs oh my god
phunkiero: I’M SO MAD THE SHOW DIDN’T END BY LIKE “CARLY” WAKING UP IN THE HOSPITAL AND SHE WAS SURROUNDED BY DRAKE AND JOSH AND HER PARENTS AND THEY’RE ALL LIKE “MEGAN YOU WERE IN A COMA” AND SHE JUST SHOUTS “WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME YOU BOOBS” AND IT JUST ENDS
sunshineface0014: assbutt-in-the-garrison: I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem You can’t even see your problem
iguanamouth: banesboner: am-pour-me-a-glass: gingadensetsusmokeweed: everyone remembers chicken nugger but what about chichen nuggest nugget nugger nuggest new pokemon evolutionary line forgive me for i have sinned
That awkward moment when someone can't pronounce...
laugh-addict: You are like: And they are like:
the-laughing-cactus: jaclcfrost: if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
deanisanactualprincess: grumpygandalf: commander-cosmo: petition for hank green to write a song entitled ‘benedict cumberbatch’ in which he lists all of the names we can give benedict cumberbatch and still understand that it’s benedict cumberbatch make hank green find the thing
wheelcher: yes i do graffiti
cheeky-jackharries: avatar-rokuu: veryscarytwist: how am i supposed to concentrate in science when whENEVER I LOOK TO THE LEFT I SEE THIS AT LEAST YOU DON”T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS AT LEAST YOU DONT HAVE TO SIT NEXT TO THIS what