anythingyoucanshipicanshipharder:
A new vending machine has been released which can print any book within minutes.
The Espresso Book Machine has access to 500,000 different books - the same as 23.6 miles of shelf space - and can even churn out a fresh copy of Crime and Punishment in just nine minutes.
Pages are printed at a rate of over 100 per minute and are then pressed, glued and cut to produce a pristine book.
Users simply pick the book they would like on a screen and wait for it to be printed … it certainly is a novel way of getting a new book.
WHO WANTS TO ROAD TRIP WITH ME TO THIS VENDING MACHINE Y/Y?
I think Johannes Gutenberg’s mind would turn to mush and come out of his ears and eyes if he ever saw this.
GRABBY HANDS I WANT
GIVE IT HERE
I might just have died
They installed one of these in my local book store THE WEEK AFTER I MOVED AWAY.
do you guys realize that bbc sherlock is a giant fanfiction
OMG YOU’RE RIGHT! It’s a modern AU!
and it hasn’t been updated in forever
fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life
bullying your homeschooled kids to give them an authentic schooling experience
To be honest though, as a Whovian, I wouldn’t be all that terrified if it turned out that all those monsters are real. They don’t really scare me. Because if they’re real, then the Doctor is real, and that means that one of the kindest, oldest and most wonderful beings in the universe cares for us that much. That he saves us every time. And THAT would be incredible.
panic-at-the-order-of-the-tardis:
“So just the one then? Must be nice.”
Oh my GOD
[[VIOLENTLY DROWNS SELF]]
WHO GAVE YOU THAT RIGHT?!
TOO FAR
Museums are really weird.
this is awesome, the end
the kid that sits behind me in geometry is a really good artist and once I turned around and he was spending an extensive amount of time shading in the collarbones of the guy he was drawing, so I whispered
“careful John, your gay is showing”
and he just winked
So, apparently John has a tumblr and if he sees this I will track all of you down and rip your beating hearts from your chest one by one
Signal boost for John.
i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like
if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul
